Nerald is extremely unintelligent and reckless. Despite that, he is the ony member of the Snooze News team who is legally able to drive.
Flebjamin is quiet, reserved, and presumably a minor. He is the site's main source of funding, though he never reveals how he gets his money.
Death is cold and calculated. It was tired of having the same routine every day for eternity, so it decided to join our team to try something new.
Hohn is chaotic. They have also been gifted the ability of being able to know where the most violent event in 35 miles is happening.